7 12 2009

these muthafuckin’ worms don’t stand a chance





5 12 2009

“Give me a sister, I can’t resist her; Red beans and rice didn’t miss her!” – Sir Mix-A-Lot





2 12 2009

should go drink a Dos Equis, because he lives vicariously through himself





2 12 2009

thinks if Lil’ Wayne is gonna have every teenager in the country riding his nuts, seat belt fastened, he could at least take them somewhere.





29 11 2009

wonders if the Skins can bring in Brady Anderson or Cal Ripken to teach Campbell how to slide